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Re: Garden jokes, please post them.
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Okay, as close to gardening as I can get right now...
Three Gardeners were hit by lightning and died...
As they got to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing there at the entrance. St. Peter said, "It's good to see you here, but before I can let you enter Heaven, you have to show me something from your pockets that reminds you of Christmas.
Well, the first guy fumbled around for a couple of minutes, and then pulled out his car keys. He shook them and told St. Peter, "These remind me of Jingle Bells!" Peter told the man to enter and off he went.
The second guy fumbled around in his pockets for quite a while, and then happily pulled out his lighter. He told Peter, "When I light my lighter it reminds me of the Star of Bethlehem!" Peter bid the man a happy entrance to Heaven, and off he went.
The last guy was really having trouble, and kept searching his pants pockets, shirt pockets and even his shoes... Finally after about twenty minutes, he pulled out some lady's underwear and said, "There! Now please let me into heaven!"
Peter looked at him for a bit, and finally asked, "How would a lady's underwear make anyone think of Christmas?
The guy replied. "It's simple - they're Carol's..."
Three Gardeners were hit by lightning and died...
As they got to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing there at the entrance. St. Peter said, "It's good to see you here, but before I can let you enter Heaven, you have to show me something from your pockets that reminds you of Christmas.
Well, the first guy fumbled around for a couple of minutes, and then pulled out his car keys. He shook them and told St. Peter, "These remind me of Jingle Bells!" Peter told the man to enter and off he went.
The second guy fumbled around in his pockets for quite a while, and then happily pulled out his lighter. He told Peter, "When I light my lighter it reminds me of the Star of Bethlehem!" Peter bid the man a happy entrance to Heaven, and off he went.
The last guy was really having trouble, and kept searching his pants pockets, shirt pockets and even his shoes... Finally after about twenty minutes, he pulled out some lady's underwear and said, "There! Now please let me into heaven!"
Peter looked at him for a bit, and finally asked, "How would a lady's underwear make anyone think of Christmas?
The guy replied. "It's simple - they're Carol's..."
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MATH PROBLEM:
A priest, a lawyer and an accountant were visiting the Master Gardener booth at the Farmer’s Market. The sign read “$5 per question”.
How much would the three visitors have to pay if they asked 13 questions?
ANSWER: $0
They all submitted their questions to the Helpful Gardener Forum instead.
A priest, a lawyer and an accountant were visiting the Master Gardener booth at the Farmer’s Market. The sign read “$5 per question”.
How much would the three visitors have to pay if they asked 13 questions?
ANSWER: $0
They all submitted their questions to the Helpful Gardener Forum instead.
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So you don't want squirrels in your garden. Did you know squirrels can fly. They use their tail as balance, spread out all 4 legs to flatten their body then fly through the sky like a glider and land on their feet every time like a cat and never get hurt. Then they do it again over and over. Watch the videos. LOL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yop1TSGKZF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAd3ALa--gg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ow9loWChb4
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VK37iWbcb6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yop1TSGKZF0
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